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July 30, 2016 Caricature character illustration of Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump

As the media airwaves flood with controversies and arguments on both sides of the political spectrum, investors may be more interested in money than actually voting, according to reports from several sources. “Investors may be your ultimate group of undecided voters,” Warren Buffet said in an unrelated statement.

Internal sources say that investors as undecideds is unknown territory. They don’t usually get vocal about elections. The question is, some say, would investors take a break from their money squandering to actually vote in the first place?

“No one is really sure,” an independent analyst said. “Our internal polling still suggests they could go either way. There could be a massive drop in the stock market if one candidate wins, but we can’t be sure until the election happens and the markets react.”

Another source said that rather than candidates being connected to Wall Street, it may be the other way around.

An anonymous software company denied claims it was developing an app that would let people vote and invest simultaneously.

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 Jacob Maslow offers clients effective digital marketing insights that enhance website visibility and improve SEO as an online marketing consultant at Consultwebs. His approach marries creativity to numbers to show significant ROI for marketing efforts. This Brooklyn native has spent years helping skilled professionals, including medical and legal professionals rank for relevant search terms.
Clients attain their marketing objectives with Maslow. He has helped boutique law practices in crowded markets rank No. 1 in Google ranking. His efforts doubled the revenue for Allergy Be Gone's non-Amazon sales to $4 million annually. SEO ranking and revenue growth are prioritized when Maslow consults with prospects and long-term clients. Maslow has over a decade of experience implementing SEO practices and running successful marketing campaigns.
In addition to working with clients in various fields, but often with those in legal, financial and medical areas, he is an author, offering his expertise to those seeking to improve their engagement with online audiences. Read what Maslow has to share with eager audiences on business.com and business2community.com, including recent articles: "4 Mistakes You Can Correct Today to Be a Social Media Superstar" and "6 Things SEO Can't Do for Your Business."
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